I want make a ballerina bun for a real person dancer!
Google: Are you getting married?
Me: No..but you see, I’—
Google: Are you sure?
Me: No! I need one for dancers, dumm-
Google: Oh! You must mean the fun bun! Natalie Portman loves the fun bun!
Me: That’s very nice for Natalie Portman..
Google: You must love Jennifer Lopez.
Me: No Google, I—
Google: Clearly, you hate any enjoyment of any kind, so we took out the pictures. You’re welcome.
Google: Are you sure you’re not getting married?
Google: Want to lose 10 pounds?