fuckyeahcraft: Gorgeous book planters! It’s fantastic and all, but I’m knife impaired and have book destruction issues…

fuckyeahcraft:

Gorgeous book planters!

It’s fantastic and all, but I’m knife impaired and have book destruction issues…
4 days ago

Dear Google,

I want make a ballerina bun for a real person dancer!

Google: Are you getting married?

Me: No..but  you see, I’—

Google: Are you sure?

Me: No! I need one for dancers, dumm-

Google: Oh! You must mean the fun bun! Natalie Portman loves the fun bun!

Me: That’s very nice for Natalie Portman..

Google: You must love Jennifer Lopez. 

Me: No Google, I—

Google: Clearly, you hate any enjoyment of any kind, so we took out the pictures. You’re welcome.

Me: …

Google: Are you sure you’re not getting married?

Me: …

Google: Want to lose 10 pounds?

2 weeks ago

3 Goals

1. Learn how to use a curling iron without hurting people. 

2. Find awesome tea shops 

3. Drink copious amounts of tea.

2 weeks ago

Ravenclawed

6 months ago

Romney

I just don’t like him.

7 months ago

That awkward moment when you facebook stalk for research.

7 months ago
findvegan: 4 ingredient coconut ice cream - no ice cream maker needed Also an avocado ice cream, a banana and coconut ice cream…and other things. It’s pretty great. Especially if you’re spiteful and don’t like tools.

findvegan:

4 ingredient coconut ice cream - no ice cream maker needed

Also an avocado ice cream, a banana and coconut ice cream…and other things. It’s pretty great. Especially if you’re spiteful and don’t like tools.

7 months ago
death-by-lulz: Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

death-by-lulz:

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via frankenfurtersfavoritelace)

7 months ago

My dear Helena and I

Have a tumultuous relationship.

You see, Helena would dearly like to die.

Or play dead when I’m around.

Helena likes Steven more.

Her screen doesn’t flash

as much

her keys do not stick

and I bet Steven can even use the letter “b”

without effort

She does not contract viruses

When Steven’s around

and I bet the internet goes on

forever

Because Helena hates me

and how I beat her screen

and yell

and pull out my hair

and call her names

but it’s okay

because Helena’s kind of a bitch.

7 months ago

Roast Beef

Every time I’m vegetarian, the universe slaps me with free fish.

Or, in this case, roast beef.

So much roast beef.

7 months ago